Frequently Asked Questions
These are a list of commonly asked questions, but if you're still not sure, send me an email!
What age are your clients?
It really does vary! I generally see clients from their mid-twenties onwards and my oldest clients are in their eighties. I would say averagely, my clients are 40's-60's. Clients between the age of 21-25 years, I offer 'fluffier' sessions - so more education-focused so that they can play with their peers in safety.
I do tend to make better connections to mature clients (or those who have a mature disposition!)
Do you see couples?
Yes I do!! And I adore these types of sessions - whether you'd like to involve me in your fantasy, or whether you'd like BDSM or roleplay advice, please contact me and find out how I can assist you. Please be aware though, I am a kink specialist (so I focus on spanking, bondage, roleplay etc) and therefore I'm not interested in being a 'unicorn' for a vanilla-based scenario. Additionally, I do require a private chat with each individual to make sure everyone is enthusiastically on board.
Do you see woman clients?
I haven't had very many woman clients thus far, unfortunately, but I would absolutely LOVE to play with more women. So YES, absol-fucking-lutely! And of course, when I say women, this means ALL woman, including trans women.
I want to be able to talk about my kinks, but I don't think I'm ready for a session?
I totally understand that! It can be rather daunting going into a session with somebody you don't know. Therefore, I do offer plenty of other services which can be used as a good icebreaker - such as my coffee meets, or my texting/telephone/video call services.
Do you really need to take
a deposit?
Yes, unfortunately I do. This is for my own safety and I use the deposit so I can hire secure venues and to cement our time scheduled together. I do offer discreet ways to pay, and I can link you to ample references to show you that if I'm booked, I show up. If for some reason I'm too poorly to make the session (this has only happened once) the deposit will be refunded. If you need to cancel, then unfortunately I cannot refund you, but if I have enough notice, I may be able to reschedule you without you loosing money. Additionally, I'd like to point out, the deposit is part of, and not on top of, your full fee.
I just want a shag.
I hear you - it is bloody lovely to have a jolly good, old-fashioned rogering once in a while... But I'm a kink service provider, and above all, a kinky person - and like many kinksters, penetration (vanilla sex), isn't the main event for us. So if your main focus is getting laid, then you're going to be sorely disappointed if you book me.
Can I get a discount?
Unless you are planning on booking me for muliple days, then 'No'. This is because I happen to be a Human Being and I'm not to be haggled like an antique teapot at a carboot sale. These are my prices and this is what my many wonderful clients pay. If you can't afford me, you can either save up or go elsewhere.